Greetings grandparents and other significant others. It’s that time of year again when colleges and universities fling open their doors and bless us with visits from our young scholars. And once again I’m here to help in the event that you are fortunate enough to get them to unbend their necks and actually engage in conversation.
Want them to think you’re bussin and have rizz? Then get busy and start learning the latest GenZ vocabulary. Below you’ll find this year’s English as a second language multiple choice quiz. It’s fire!
What the scores mean: 7 – 10, Excellent. You hit different! 4 – 6, Pretty Good – but not quite fire. 0 – 3, definitely not IYKYK!
Want the “real” intended usage? Here it is! IYKYK: If you know, you know. Touch grass: get a grip, get grounded. Rizz: having great charisma. Menty b: Mental breakdown. Drip: describing an outfit that’s extremely fashionable. Hits different: significantly better than usual. The ick: sudden feeling of disgust or revulsion towards a person. Nepo baby: gain a job or celebrity due to one’s parent being a celebrity. Thirsty: Desperately looking for attention. Extra: Some who is being overly dramatic.
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Susan is the author of two award-winning collections of humorous personal essays: “How Old Am I in Dog Years?” and “How to Complain When There’s Nothing to Complain About.” Check out her Author Page HERE.