ON A LIGHTER NOTE: I must have watched this video a dozen times, and it still cracks me up. It's from a local report on Channel 5 in Dallas/Fort Worth which originally aired some 20 years ago. I happened to be working at the Dallas Morning News at the time, and saw it right after it happen. The joys of live TV!
Yes, I know it's spelled like "Jerry." No, I don't know why it's pronounced "Gary."